Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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