this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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