it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
no you cant smoke seaweed
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
This baby is an asshole
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
My liver just had a heart attack.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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