I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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