My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
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