i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Semen is not good for contacts.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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