just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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