At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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