Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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