Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
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I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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