i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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