Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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