I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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