it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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