I hate your face
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
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