I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
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Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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