I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
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You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Randomize