And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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