I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
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A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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