Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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