So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
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Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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