If i could tip my vagina, i would.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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