What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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