I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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