So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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