i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Randomize
