so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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