There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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