Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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