girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I would fuck him just for his dog
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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