I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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