This girl is more easily done than said...
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
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im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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