next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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