garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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