went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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