i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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