so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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