carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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