Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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