I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I would fuck him just for his dog
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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