all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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