Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
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it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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