This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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