I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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