remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize