A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
