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(216): View more from Ohio

Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?

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Probably.

(216): View more from Ohio

I'm in.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.

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(469): View more from Texas

I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"

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(303): View more from Colorado

Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.

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(408): View more from California

My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.

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(510): View more from California

I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.

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(516): View more from New York

should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?

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