I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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