puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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