Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
When did angry sex become our thing?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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