I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
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Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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