Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
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Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
birth control should be required to get into college
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
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My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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