i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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