Its about making memories worth repressing
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Someone came in the potted fern
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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